PUG JOKES
Best pug jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
It’s your kid’s second birthday, and at the eleventh hour, your pug puppy pounces on top of the cake smooshing the whole thing. You’re furious, but one at this jokey pug, wearing a party hat with ribbons ‘round his neck leaves you laughing out loud. This pug just set up the most insane and weirdest dog joke and brought alive the whole party. And the best part, the kid’s giggles show how it amused your children!
Thats right, Pugs are the cutest! They are little clowns that are so fun and friendly! So the idea of pugs and jokes go hand in hand. Because of their funny personality and quirky stubborn ways, pugs make great fodder for jokes. So we invented a bunch of pug one liners and bad dad pug jokes about our favorite fuzzy friends. Anything from pugs at the flea circus, to pugs farting in an elevator, we got it all. Pug fart jokes: check. Pug Fat Jokes: Check. Lazy Pug Jokes: Check. And they are all clean jokes you can tell yer kids and that favorite relative who doesn’t appreciate your normal crude humor! Being amazing cute little dumplings of love you can snuggle up with your favorite pug and read some of these pug jokes! So read down for our mega joke list of the best pug humor ever!
Q: What does my pug and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar id!
THIS PAGE CONTAINS:
INTRO
OVER 60 PUG JOKES
PUG JOKE E-CARDS
ARTICLE ON WHAT MAKES A JOKE FUNNY
Pug Jokes
Pug Riddles
Pug One Liners
Bad Dad Jokes
It’s MoMo-zart - The Piano Playing Pug!
Q: Did you hear about the pug who played piano?
A: His Bach was worse than his bite!
Q: What happened when the pug went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q:Why do pugs hate the rain?
A: They dont want to step in a poodle!
Q:What did the pug say to the garden?
A: Lettuce Eat!
Q: What do you call a cold pug?
A: A pupsicle!
Q: What happened when the pug swallowed a firefly?
A: He smiled with de-light!
Q: Why dont pugs bark at their feet?
A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!
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PUG WALKS INTO A BAR - THE JOKE!
An pug strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
Q: Whats a pugs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
A three legged pug walks into a bar.
He says, "Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!"
Q: What happened when the cat won the Pug beauty contest?
A: a Cat-has-trophy!
Q: Why did the pug cross the road?
A: To get to the Barking Lot!
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CUTEST PUG HEAD TILT!
A pug farted on an elevator,
It was wrong on so many levels!
Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to pugs?
A: Never mind, it's irrelliphant!
Did you hear the pug pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy!
A pug owner comes home from the international market and says
"hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?"
The pug replies "Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?"
Q: Why do Pug Vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because their suckers!
Q: Why dont pugs write with dull pencils?
A: Because there's no point!
Q: What do pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz?
A: Cheese Was
Q: Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger the Pug, or Mr. Bigger's baby?
A: The baby, cause she's a little bigger!
I took my pug to the vet. She said "He's a little over weight"
I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied "He's also pretty cute"
Q: Whats a pugs favorite musical instrument?
A: The dinner bell!
Is it easter yet? This bunny pug is the best april fools joke ever!
FAT PUG JOKE
My pug is in shape unfortunately its the wrong one!
Q: Did you hear about the pug who invented the knock knock joke?
A: She won the no-bell prize!
At a dinner party a pug farts. The king charles turns to him and says "How dare you fart in front of me!" The pug replies "Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!"
Why did the pug roll toilet paper down the hill?
So it could get to the bottom!
PUG FART JOKE! SO FUNNY, SO STINKY!
Q: Why do pug farts smell?
A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!
Two pugs are sittin on opposite sides of a lake. One pug yells "HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!" The second pug yells back "You ARE on the other side!"
A pug breeder has 196 pugs in his back yard.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200!
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ANATOMY OF A PUG JOKE
Kids love Pugs. If there is one thing they love more than pugs, its pug jokes!
It’s ture. Kids have the best bonds with animals, and they secretly know that dogs are hilarious comedians. They love playing and spending time laughing with their furry friends. The pug-kid relationship in particular is an amazingly cute combination.
So it’s no surprise that kids, toddlers, and teens enjoy dog jokes more than anyone else. And why not? Funny dog jokes bring smiles to faces and add laughter to our kid's life. But dog jokes aren’t just for kids. These one liners and knock knock jokes are great for adults too. There are even bad dad jokes for the old fart in your family! The funniest pug jokes are here are truly rib-ticklers that can make you laugh and are actually funny jokes!!!
Speaking of jokes, we compiled some of the best pug jokes on the internet above but we also wanted to break down the types of jokes we have. Let’s pretend for a moment that your a “joke beginner”, so were going to take apart the basics of all the different types of pug jokes out there.
THE KNOCK KNOCK PUG JOKE
The knock knock joke is when one person starts with saying “knock knock”. It is an audience participatory jokes that ends with a pun. So one person is saying knock knock to get a response from the other person. Its making fun of the idea that you the joke teller is knocking on a door and your friend is answering the call.
Example of a Pug knock-knock joke:
Knock Knock
Whose There?
Here?
Here Who?
I can’t HEAR you because your pug is barking too much!
THE PUG RIDDLE
A riddle is a type of question or statement that has a double meaning. The most famous riddle is “What’s black and white and red all over?” “A newspaper!” There aren’t a lot of Pug related riddles, but we made some up just for you guys:
PUG RIDDLE
If a pug breeder had 199 pugs in his back yard. How many pugs does he have?
Well, when he rounds them up, he has 200 pugs!
THE BAD DAD PUG JOKE
The dad joke is a quick joke that is usually some kind of pun. It is also known as a groaner, because it makes the audience (normal ones children) groan. They are notoriously bad and simple. Bad dad jokes are often one liners and sometimes have a question that is quickly followed by an answer. Most of the pug jokes above are bad dad jokes and do not impress most people! (We are shocked!!!) However, some adults believe that bad dad jokes are actually the “anti-joke” and that they get their humor from having intentionally bad or unfunny endings. Though no one knows who came up with the first dad joke, the term was first used in 1987 in an article titled “Don’t ban the ‘Dad’ jokes; preserve and never them” (Gettysburg Time June 1987).
Example of a Bad Dad Pug Joke
A Pug farted in an elevator.
It was wrong on so many levels.
oooof.
THE ONE LINER PUG JOKE
A one liner is a super short witty remark. It is barely a joke and sometimes are kind of snarky. They are usually concise and meaningful and many people are known for their one liners as a quote or saying. James Bond is a good example of the one liner when he delivers a snarky comment to a villain. Some is a cheesy Pug one liner making fun of a fat pug:
My pug is in shape unfortunately its the wrong one!
PUG PUNS
A pun is a type of word play. My favorite pug pun is when someone replaced the lyrics to a song with Pug. This is good for any song that has the word “love” in it. Like “All you need is Pug”. Another Pug Pun is when people talk about “Pug Life” or “I didn’t choose the pug life, the pug like chose me!” Or the saying “Pugs Not Drugs”.
THE WAITER PUG JOKE
The waiter joke is an old timer meme. It usually revolves around a customer who comes to a restaurant and gets snarky service from a… you guessed it A WAITER! These jokes are rumored to have their origin from the Lindy’s Restaurant in NY during the 1920’s, where the waiters were notorious for giving snarky remarks. When a fly landed in a customers soup, one Lindy waiter would say “sure there’s a fly in your soup, but how much can he really drink?” Zing!
Waiter jokes have come a long way since the 1920’s and here is my favorite Pug Waiter Joke!
A pug was shocked that there was a fly in its kibble.
“Waiter Watier! There is a fly in my food bowl!” he yelled.
“Oh, don’t worry” the waiter replied. “The spider in your water dish will get it!”
