ILLUSTRATOR / WIZARD / WEIRDO

View Original

Shih Tzu Zoo Joke + MORE!

Only the best Shih Tzu jokes. I pulled a bunch of these Shih Tzu jokes from the web and some I just made up!

Thats right, Shih-Tzus are the cutest! They are little clowns that are so fun and friendly! So the idea of Shih-Tzu and jokes go hand in hand. Because of their funny personality and quirky stubborn ways, Shih-Tzu make great fodder for jokes. So we invented a bunch of Shih-Tzu one liners and bad dad Shih-Tzu jokes about our favorite fuzzy friends. Anything from Shih-Tzus at the flea circus, to Shih-Tzu farting in an elevator, we got it all. Shih-Tzu fart jokes: check. Shih-Tzu Fat Jokes: Check. Lazy Shih-Tzu Jokes: Check. And they are all clean jokes you can tell yer kids and that favorite relative who doesn’t appreciate your normal crude humor! Being amazing cute little dumplings of love you can snuggle up with your favorite pug and read some of these Shih-Tzu jokes! So read down for our mega joke list of the best Shih-Tzu humor ever!



BEST SHIH-TSU JOKES!

Q: What happened when the Shih Tzuwent to the flea circus? A: He stole the show!

A man went to the zoo. All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

Q:Why do Shih Tzu hate the rain? A: They don't want to step in a poodle!

Q: Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger theShih Tzu, or Mr. Bigger’s baby? A: The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!

Q:What did the Shih Tzu say to the garden? A: Lettuce Eat!

Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo

Q: What does a Shih Tzu and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar id!

Q: What do you call a cold Shih Tzu ? A: A pupsicle!

Q: What happened when the Shih Tzu swallowed a firefly? A: He smiled with de-light!

Q: Why dont Shih Tzu bark at their feet? A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!

Maybe these Shih Tzu jokes will help! (source) Best Shih Tzu jokes

Q: Whats a Shih Tzu favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx!

A three legged Shih Tzu walks into a bar. He says, “Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!”

Q: What happened when the cat won the Shih Tzu beauty contest? A: a Cat-has-trophy!

See this content in the original post

Q: Why did the Shih Tzu cross the road? A: To get to the Barking Lot!

A Shih Tzu farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels!

Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to Shih Tzu ? A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!

Q: Did you hear the Shih Tzu pizza joke? A: Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

A Shih Tzu owner comes home from the international market and says “hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?” The Shih Tzu replies “Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?”

Shih Tzu Memes are sometimes the funniest jokes! (source) Best Shih Tzu jokes

Q: Why do Shih Tzu Vampires believe everything you tell them? A: Because their suckers!

Q: Why dont Shih Tzu write with dull pencils? A: Because there’s no point!

Q: What do Shih Tzu call empty jars of cheese whiz? A: Cheese Was

I took my Shih Tzu to the vet. She said “He’s a little over weight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s got a lovely coat”

Q: Whats a Shih Tzu favorite musical instrument? A: The dinner bell!

Q: Did you hear about the Shih Tzu who invented the knock knock joke? A: She won the no-bell prize!

Ewok Shih Tzu are the cutest! (source) Best Shih Tzu jokes

At a dinner party a Shih Tzu farts. The Pug turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The Shih Tzu replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”

Why did the Shih Tzu roll toilet paper down the hill? So it could get to the bottom!

Q: Why do Shih Tzu farts smell? A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!

Two Shih Tzu are sitting on opposite sides of a lake. One yells “HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!” The second Shih Tzu yells back “You ARE on the other side!”

A Shih Tzu  breeder has 196 Shih Tzu puppies in his field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200!

Ummmm, hello cutest shih tzu in the world alert! (source) Best Shih Tzu jokes


UP NEXT: READ THESE
HILARIOUS CLEAN HORSE JOKES!