Best Pomeranian jokes I could find and some I just made up!
Thats right, Pomeranians are the cutest! They are little clowns that are so fun and friendly! So the idea of Pomeranians and jokes go hand in hand. Because of their funny personality and quirky stubborn ways, Pomeranians make great fodder for jokes. So we invented a bunch of Pomeranian one liners and bad dad Pom jokes about our favorite fuzzy friends. Anything from Pomeranians at the flea circus, to Pomeranian farting in an elevator, we got it all. Pomeranian fart jokes: check. Pomeranian Fat Jokes: Check. Lazy Pomeranian Jokes: Check. And they are all clean jokes you can tell yer kids and that favorite relative who doesn’t appreciate your normal crude humor! Being amazing cute little dumplings of love you can snuggle up with your favorite Pomeranian and read some of these Pomeranian jokes! So read down for our mega joke list of the best Pomeranian humor ever!
Q: What happened when the Pomeranian went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show!
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Q:Why do Pomeranian hate the rain? A: They dont want to step in a poodle!
Q:What did the Pomeranian say to the garden? A: Lettuce Eat!
Q: What does my Pomeranian and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar id!
Awesome Pomeranian Jokes! (source)
Q: What do you call a cold Pomeranian? A: A pupsicle!
Q: What happened when the Pomeranian swallowed a firefly? A: He smiled with de-light!
Q: Why dont Pomeranian bark at their feet? A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!
Q: Whats a Pomeranians favorite type of Pizza? A: Pupperoni!
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A three legged Pom walks into a bar. He says, “Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!”
Q: What happened when the cat won the Pomeranian beauty contest? A: a Cat-has-trophy!
Q: Why did the Pom cross the road? A: To get to the Barking Lot!
A Pomeranian farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels!
Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference toPomeranians? A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!
Did you hear the Pomeranian pizza joke? Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
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A Pom owner comes home from the international market and says “hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?” The Pom replies “Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?”
Q: Why do Pomeranian Vampires believe everything you tell them? A: Because their suckers!
Q: Why dont Pomeranians write with dull pencils? A: Because there’s no point!
Q: What do Poms call empty jars of cheese whiz? A: Cheese Was
Q: Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger the Pom, or Mr. Bigger’s baby? A: The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!
I took my Pomeranian to the vet. She said “He’s a little over weight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s also pretty cute”
Potato Chip Pomeranian Joke! (Source)
Q: Whats a Pomeranian favorite musical instrument? A: The dinner bell!
Q: Did you hear about the Pomeranian who invented the knock knock joke? A: She won the no-bell prize!
At a dinner party a Pomeranian farts. The king charles turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The Pom replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”
Why did the Pom roll toilet paper down the hill? So it could get to the bottom!
Q: Why do Pomeranian farts smell? A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!
Two Pomeranian are sittin on opposite sides of a lake. One pug yells “HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!” The second Pom yells back “You ARE on the other side!”
A Pom breeder has 196 Pomeranian in his back yard. But when he rounded them up, he had 200!
