The Best Great Dane Jokes and one liners! These jokes are great but the last one is so dumb!
Great Dane jokes are the best and Great Danes are amazing Dogs. These giants are funny, gentle AND full of love! So we compiled our favorite Great Dane Jokes, Great Dane one liners, and added some funny Great Dane pictures and also a few Great Dane Puns!
Read MoreDo you love german shepherds as much as us? Then get ready to laugh your butt off with these amazing german shepherd jokes. We've compiled the best shepherd jokes from all over and even made a few up! Enjoy!
Read MoreGerman Shepherd eating peanut butter, german shepherd chasing his babies, german shepherd freeing another small dog from his cage! We got em all below. Enjoy!
Read MoreAre these french bulldog jokes funny or stupid?
Best frenchie puns jokes riddles and memes
Read MoreMany Frenchies claim the moniker of cutest French Bulldog in the world. If popularity was the only determinant of cuteness in face @manny_the_frenchie would probably be the winner with 1 million followers on instagram! But not all cuteness can be captured online and the strength of ones social media account is not the only determinant for cuteness either. Of course we arent going to count the usual tricks that makes all frenchies cuter. Posing with food, french bulldogs in costumes, frenchies with other cute animals, all these "tricks" for upping your cute puppy game are disqualified from winning the title of "cutest french bulldog in the world".
IF YOU WANT TO CAST YOUR VOTE,
TELL US WHO YOUR CUTEST FRENCHIE IS IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW!
... Well, the critics have spoken and the votes for the cutest frenchie in the world are in! We have the hands down cutest french bulldog puppy in the whole world! There are of course plenty of cute frenchie adults, and super cute senior french bulldogs out there. There are cute one eyed frenchies and amazingly cute fat frenchies. There are even mega cute french bulldog drawings, but thats not why you came here!
You came here to find out hands down who the cutest frenchie is! And drum roll please!
The winner of cutest french bulldog in the world is.......
Only the best Black Lab jokes. I pulled a bunch of these labrador retriever jokes from the web and some I just made up! If you love Black labs and want a laugh, then you’re in the right place!!!
Q: What kind of dog does a mad scientist have? A: A Laboratory Retriever!
Q: What happened when the Labrador Retriever went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show!
Q: Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger the Labrador Retriever, or Mr. Bigger’s baby? A: The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!
Q:What did the Labrador Retriever say to the garden? A: Lettuce Eat!
Q: What does a Black Lab and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar id!
Q: What do you call a cold Labrador Retriever? A: A pupsicle!
Q:Why do Black Labs hate the rain? A: They don't want to step in a poodle!
Q: What happened when the Labrador Retriever swallowed a firefly? A: He smiled with de-light!
Q: Why dont Black Labs bark at their feet? A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!
A guy is driving around Oklahoma and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says,
"Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a damn liar. He never did any of that stuff."
Q: Whats a Labrador Retriever favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx!
A three legged Labrador Retriever walks into a bar. He says, “Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!”
Q: What happened when the cat won the Black Lab beauty contest? A: a Cat-has-trophy!
Q: Why did the Labrador Retriever cross the road? A: To get to the Barking Lot!
A Black Lab farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels!
Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to Labrador Retrievers? A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!
Q: Did you hear the Black Lab pizza joke? A: Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
A Labrador Retriever owner comes home from the international market and says “hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?” The Lab replies “Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?”
(Best Yellow Lab Dog Joke Meme)
Q: Why do Labrador Retriever Vampires believe everything you tell them? A: Because their suckers!
…. FIND OUT WHY ….
Q: Why dont Labrador Retrievers write with dull pencils? A: Because there’s no point!
Q: What do Black Labs call empty jars of cheese whiz? A: Cheese Was
I took my Labrador Retriever to the vet. She said “He’s a little over weight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s got a lovely coat”
Q: Whats a Labrador Retriever favorite musical instrument? A: The dinner bell!
Q: Did you hear about the Lab who invented the knock knock joke? A: She won the no-bell prize!
(Best Black Lab Dog Joke Meme)
At a dinner party aLabrador Retriever farts. The Pug turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The Lab replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”
Why did the Black Lab roll toilet paper down the hill? So it could get to the bottom!
Q: Why do Labrador Retriever farts smell? A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!
Two Labrador Retrievers are sitting on opposite sides of a lake. One yells “HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!” The second Lab yells back “You ARE on the other side!”
A Labrador Retriever breeder has 196 Lab puppies in his field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200!
A woman brings her parrot to the vet. The parrot is stiff and lifeless.
"I'm sorry ma'am, but this parrot is dead"
"How can you tell so quickly?" replies the woman, "Isn't there a way to be absolutely certain?"
So, the vet whistles and a beautiful black Labrador Retriever walks in the examining room. The Lab sniffs around the parrot for a few moments, then looks at the vet with sad eyes and shakes his head.
"A dog shakes its head and I'm supposed to believe that?!" cries the woman. "You're going to have to do more to prove that my poor parrot is dead!"
So the vet leaves momentarily, comes back with a cat and puts it on the table beside the parrot. The cat looks closely at the parrot, walks around it, prods it a bit, then shakes his head and jumps off the table.
Finally, the woman seems convinced. As she turns for the door, the vet announces that she owes him $500.
"$500?!" the woman asks. "How in the world could it be that much just to tell me my parrot is dead?"
"Well, it would have been a lot cheaper, but with that lab report and cat scan..."
(Black Lab Puppy Joke Meme)
Funny pomeranian dog jokes for kids of all ages: puns riddles gifs memes
Read MoreWe got over 77 hilarious clean horse jokes, meme, puns, gifs you can share with friends and family. These clean jokes are safe for kids of all ages. Did you love our dog jokes? Then stop horsing around and read some of these hilarious Horse Jokes! Tell em to your friend and family today!
Read MoreCan pugs eat tacos? Everybody loves a good taco tuesday, especially these pugs! In this edition of Pug Eats Taco! we put together a compilation of the funniest pug eating taco images and videos. And its not even tuesday! Plus a full section on pug diet and why that taco is probably bad for your little pugs health!
Read MoreThats right, Shih-Tzus are the cutest! They are little clowns that are so fun and friendly! So the idea of Shih-Tzu and jokes go hand in hand. Because of their funny personality and quirky stubborn ways, Shih-Tzu make great fodder for jokes. So we invented a bunch of Shih-Tzu one liners and bad dad Shih-Tzu jokes about our favorite fuzzy friends. Anything from Shih-Tzus at the flea circus, to Shih-Tzu farting in an elevator, we got it all. Shih-Tzu fart jokes: check. Shih-Tzu Fat Jokes: Check. Lazy Shih-Tzu Jokes: Check. And they are all clean jokes you can tell yer kids and that favorite relative who doesn’t appreciate your normal crude humor! Being amazing cute little dumplings of love you can snuggle up with your favorite pug and read some of these Shih-Tzu jokes! So read down for our mega joke list of the best Shih-Tzu humor ever!
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Read MoreBest pug jokes I could find and some I just made up!
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Q: What happened when the pug went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q:Why do pugs hate the rain?
A: They dont want to step in a poodle!
Q:What did the pug say to the garden?
A: Lettuce Eat!
Q: What does my pug and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar id!
Q: What do you call a cold pug?
A: A pupsicle!
Q: What happened when the pug swallowed a firefly?
A: He smiled with de-light!
Q: Why dont pugs bark at their feet?
A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!
pugkinspice
Q: Whats a pugs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
A three legged pug walks into a bar.
He says, "Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!"
Q: What happened when the cat won the Pug beauty contest?
A: a Cat-has-trophy!
Q: Why did the pug cross the road?
A: To get to the Barking Lot!
CUTEST PUG HEAD TILT GIF
A pug farted on an elevator,
It was wrong on so many levels!
Q: Whats large grey and makes no difference to pugs?
A: Never mind, it's irrelliphant!
Did you hear the pug pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy!
A pug owner comes home from the international market and says "hey boy! you want a Brazilian treat?" The pug replies "Oh Gosh! Im so lucky! How many is a Brazilion?!?"
Q: Why do Pug Vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because their suckers!
Q: Why dont pugs write with dull pencils?
A: Because there's no point!
Q: What do pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz?
A: Cheese Was
Q: Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger the Pug, or Mr. Bigger's baby?
A: The baby, cause she's a little bigger!
I took my pug to the vet. She said "He's a little over weight"
I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied "He's also pretty cute"
Q: Whats a pugs favorite musical instrument?
A: The dinner bell!
Pug Easter Bunny Gif
My pug is in shape unfortunately its the wrong one!
Q: Did you hear about the pug who invented the knock knock joke?
A: She won the no-bell prize!
At a dinner party a pug farts. The king charles turns to him and says "How dare you fart in front of me!" The pug replies "Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!"
Why did the pug roll toilet paper down the hill?
So it could get to the bottom!
Pug Bathtub Mayhem!
Q: Why do pug farts smell?
A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!
Two pugs are sittin on opposite sides of a lake. One pug yells "HEY! How do I get to the other side of the lake?!" The second pug yells back "You ARE on the other side!"
A pug breeder has 196 pugs in his back yard.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200!
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LOVE PUG JOKES?
Dalmatian with Kitten? Dalmatian with puppies? Dalmatian squishing baby?!?!? We got em all below. Enjoy!
Read MoreHere are some of the best clean beagle and dog jokes for kids! If you love dogs and you love jokes, then you'll love these funny dog jokes. Tell them to your kids and family today!
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